Channel 26 Text-Board

Channel 26 is a text board, based on the Japanese 2ch and similar to the English imageboard known as 4chan. The goal here is to engage in discussions without the nuisance of lackluster image macros. It is a public space to post and share text of any sort in the form of threads. Below you will find a list of active threads and below that the threads themselves. The only rule here is to use common sense.
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ITT: A story that advances every post and the last word of each post is the poster's CAPTCHA (12)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-20 08:56

Hemigroid awoke suddenly, the air so damp with the stench of sulfur his waking gasps were more like drinking than breathing. He didn't know what had happened, as he had been napping for the derution

3 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-21 05:09

, whose darkness knows no bounds. Tethock, being a lord of darkness, is pale as pale can be, since darkness surrounds him. Unfortunately Tethock can't see in the dark. Hemigroid said, "What IDIOT put Tethock on watch duty over the Boleer?"

4 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-22 17:03

Hemigroid said "I bet it was Exchegh"

5 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-24 05:21

a manager-class dunce who was usually to blame for poor logistical decisions of their local shouxment.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-24 12:09

Every shouxment needed a shoyff.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-24 23:34

For all of Exchegh's shortcomings, they have a nice heass.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-25 22:36

There was nothing else to do but try and pick up the pieces, tidy the shouxment grounds, remove rubble from the flower beds and water the lawscing.

9 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-26 23:45

This done, Hemigroid sat down to read the great book of CAPTCHCA, 3rd fedition

10 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-30 21:32

with a great glass of meid

11 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-30 21:33

mixed with gizz

12 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-16 11:21

at a cafe

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saving textboars, is it even worth it and if so how can they be saved (25)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-01 09:22

Textboards are pretty dead these days, the average textboard only gets one post a day and that post is terrible. Grillchan already shuttered its doors citing lack of quality posts, how can we prevent this board and others from suffering the same fate?

It seems as though the only way would be to attempt to make less terrible posts, but is that possible let along worth it? Are textboards doomed ue to the impossibility of posting well? Does it matter?

These questions are not merely rhetorical, they demand an answer forthwith, the next textboard to close might spark a chain reaction of shuttering boards. From there, we are left with none very shortly unless this issue is addressed. Then what?

16 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-14 19:17

> Textboards are pretty dead these days, the average textboard only gets one post a day and that post is terrible.

I only visit dis.tinychan and savoq, and both seem to be doing just fine. No where near 1 post a day, for sure.
I'm glad progrider closing didn't completely kill textboards.

17 Name: Mentifex : 2017-08-15 11:43

>>16 I'm glad progrider closing didn't completely kill textboards.

What happened to progrider? When? Why?
How come nobody tells me anything around here.

>>16 I only visit dis.tinychan and savoq, and both seem to be doing just fine.

If you could tell us the URL for each one, THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

18 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-15 14:40

The admin apparently got bored of the site and stopped paying for hosting.

19 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-15 17:12

Progrider closed down some months ago because their admin got bored and didn't want to pay for the site. Fortunately, all their threads are still there on tinychan.

20 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-16 00:19

Try it has links to most current textboards, of which there are still plenty.

21 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-16 00:41

Such a dick move.

22 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-16 00:50

>>19 is the new domain for ex-progrider. Just saying.

23 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-16 01:27

Their admin says it's not his domain name.

24 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-16 02:01

Ah, no. You are meaning https://goat[REMOVE]

Tip: Remove the [REMOVE] from the URL before pasting it into a URL bar.

25 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-16 02:19


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no transgender people in the military (8)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-26 13:26

Donald Trump isn't going to allow transgender people to join the military, I can already assume nobody here disagrees with this?

2 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-27 02:13

"Transgendered" people are clearly mentally ill and it is very harmful to children to pretend that "changing your gender" is something possible. Suicide rates are through the roof, as are self-harm and depression following the HRT and surgery. Encouraging people to go down that path, mutilating their genitals and permanently disrupting their natural hormone levels, is horrifyingly cruel.

Even if there really was that 0.001% of people that were "born into the wrong body" the vast majority are going to regret/be disappointed by the transformation and kill themselves. I don't understand why we, as a society, try to trap people into something so dark and horrible, the cruelty of humanity really knows no bounds.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-27 02:56


4 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-27 17:25

We should ban women, fags, and niggers while we are at it.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-13 15:35


>"Transgendered" people are clearly mentally ill

I'd take that farther. Gender itself is a delusion.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-14 00:58

I have a penis and am a man. Why is that delusional?

7 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-14 06:49

Because gender is a judaic "sexology" word with no real meaning. There is no "gender" there are simply two sexes.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-15 02:37

Nah gender and sex mean the same thing. Stop this nonsense.

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features youd want from a textboard (14)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-26 13:28

Optional registration? No captcha? 100% anonymous? Should sage remain relevant? What would you like to see? Can an art-anon perhaps make a mock-up?

5 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-29 03:36

I think most features her could be canned, most importantly all of that garbage under 'more options....' that only serves to hide the ability to BBCode and also the captcha should go. Fact is, this board style is old-hat now. Tablecat BBS is the way of the future -- no faggy shit, just bbcode and no captcha. Also, no backlinks and no hidden element reply field. So go with Tablecat BBS v1.0

6 Name: Mentifex : 2017-08-04 02:59

No Mentifex-bashing.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-06 07:55

Facebook integration

8 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-06 17:53

Great idea!

9 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-07 08:20

How about hashtags instead of threads? Kind of like an anon twitter?

10 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-07 21:37

There are already sites like that such as

11 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-08 16:11


>The page isn't redirecting properly
>Firefox has detected that the server is redirecting the request for this address in a way that will never complete.

12 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-09 12:04

Here's a different one.
Supposedly it is running on the same software.

13 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-09 18:26

I think that's just the host site for the software. The only tokumei site that is listed there is which gives me a 502 - Bad Gateway.

14 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-13 15:32


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Dad, get off my board (8)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-23 22:46

  2. I don't CARE that you voted for Trump, DAD.
  3. saying "cuck" doesn't make you cool or edgy. (nigger, doubly)
  4. Fox News is Faux News
  5. /pol/ is the cancer killing anonymous boards and 8ch is a step in the wrong direction
  6. Trump will be impeached

2 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-23 22:53

gtfo nigger faggot

3 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-23 23:15

Dad, mom said that she's concerned that you're not taking your Tourettes medicine.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-24 05:08

Do peoples' dads say cuck now? Times sure have changged rapidly

5 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-24 05:33

>Trump will be impeached

Stopped reading there. Won't happen, retard.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-24 13:24

I don't approve of this content, anon. Your mother and I are going to have to ask you to move out.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-24 23:21

yes, please beat his dumbass

8 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-09 17:11

Thank you for reading my full post

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Chonpink (6)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-07 13:38

Why did it die? Is it evar gonna come back?

2 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-07 20:09

You mean chanpink? I have no clue, maybe the admin got bored with it.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-07 22:26

I doubt it

4 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-08 06:55

Unlikely imo

5 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-08 08:10

I think mlpol is behind this.... because chanpink doxxed all their users
maybe the bronies got bootyblasted? I mean the hour before the site went down there was a CP flood

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I demand that you cease this activity at once. (6)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-29 05:44

Dear 26chan (

It has come to my attention that this is the internet forum that is responsible for the spamming of my goatfinger board with Russian spam.

I have come here today to demand that you cease this activity at once again, and delete and remove any comments that you have already made another my site on your board. My board is very important to my business, where I give advice on internet marketing and purchasing bitcoins as a long term investment strategy, and your behavior is interfering with these objectives.

If these demands are not met, I will contact the civil authorities, as well as commence legal action against the owners, moderators and users of this internet site.


Goatfinger Admin

2 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-29 09:35

Should gotfinger be banned?

3 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-29 12:52

I love you admin.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-31 08:16

I no longer have any doubt that there are paid shills in our forum actively trying to discourage the use of gotfinger

5 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-31 10:17

No it's Goatfinger kike-admin spamming again to not look like shilling.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-03 12:02


5your disinfo attempt is juvenile and overcome with a quick internet search

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Looking for cool programmers (11)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-20 09:38

who love freedom of speech

post email + pgp key if interested


2 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-20 10:27

Let me guess, you are an ideas guy with no concrete skills and need programmers to make your ideas happen for free. Also, your ideas are related to creating an "altright" reddit/facebook and marketing it as free speech. We're going to have to pass, you should try /g/.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-20 18:59

web app done and mobile web version done

iPhone/Android versions not done

if i were just an ``ideas guy" why would i ask for PGP keys?

4 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-20 19:14


your little ideas never work

"oh oh i'm going to make it exactly like twitter but look hurr durr f-free speech look i changed one tiny thing now everybody will use it"

nobody is going to fucking use it just like how nobody uses gab

fucking tard

5 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-20 19:33

Gab is as close to a success as you'll ever get, and even that is a piece of shit due to the awful community it harbors. If you have the mobile and web app done you should be able to figure out how to make iphone & android versions, it's just a few lines of code.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-20 19:42

To be fair, asking for PGP keys is exactly what an ideas guy would ask for in an effort to somehow not look like an ideas guy even thoguh there's no correlation between being an ideas guy and asking for PGP keys.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-20 21:17

PGP is completely unrelated to anything related to anything other than PGP.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-21 15:29

It's not twitter.

Gosh you guys are some bitter nerds who are very bitter about not knowing how to develop.

9 Name: cool programmer : 2017-07-22 05:04

Looking for dumb programmers so that I can teach them how to be cool programmers like me.

10 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-25 22:38

I am a cool programmer who programmed a famous website.

11 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-26 00:30

Hello zukerberg

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why i stay mad (11)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-17 10:14

non-whites are continously flowing in to welfare handouts while working whites get no breaks. what kind of mf system.....?

2 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-17 12:14

sorry that kind of fucking mudflood bullshit gets me steamed like damn

3 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-18 07:40

nailed it

4 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-19 09:49

no honor

5 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-20 19:38

Unfortunately you are correct OP. The sooner welfare is replaced with minimum basic income, the better.
If minimum basic income is provided and proved, nobody would be able to complain as full equality would be achieved.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-21 16:06

yea white people deserve those welfare handouts more . muslims are the master race

7 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-21 20:05

Go back to bed commie fool you make a post about something you never knew about lol you cum gobbing cock jockey. This cunt be going full retard

8 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-22 20:34

mudslime are not a race you retarded fucking faggot. It is a religion like chritianity, not ethnicity like jew of hindu. So you should actually kill yourself for being so ignorant. Why can't the people on this board into basic science? IS THIS REDDIT?!?!!

9 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-22 20:35


10 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-25 22:25

You fucking seem like it

11 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-25 22:35

Soory I got carried away by my displaeasure.

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hey s6 (49)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-06-24 06:58

update the discord link you fucker!

40 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-07 04:30

What's a post purist?

41 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-07 04:44

One who is past purity.

42 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-08 08:53


43 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-09 03:20

Does that invalidate the discussion in some way?

44 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-23 19:17


45 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-23 22:54

what did my thread go to?

46 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-23 22:56

oh it lead to a s6 Q/A

47 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-24 13:26

S6 q&a would be disappointing

48 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-24 23:19

eh idk it would be cool

49 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-25 03:09

is cool a new word for gay?

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