Channel 26 Text-Board

Channel 26 is a text board, based on the Japanese 2ch and similar to the English imageboard known as 4chan. The goal here is to engage in discussions without the nuisance of lackluster image macros. It is a public space to post and share text of any sort in the form of threads. Below you will find a list of active threads and below that the threads themselves. The only rule here is to use common sense.

ITT Write A Story X Words Per Post (18)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-11 06:10

Where X is equal to your post number modulo 19 plus 1.

I'll start:
Once

9 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-14 00:33

to become real. RedCream skillfully dodged the bullets and took

10 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-14 00:48

three of your apples, gave one to Jonny and two to

11 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-14 01:06

the admin (as a token of kindness). He slapped the cloan across

12 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-14 10:41

the face with his PUMBLENUTS and gave him the goatfinger. ``Admit your roal'',

13 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-14 15:29

cloan! The cloan whimpered under RedCream's forceful blows, but he would not relent. Suddenly,

14 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-16 05:39

Mentifex and his AI Mind burst forth from the bushes. Mentifex said to RedCream, "Your

15 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-16 23:24

dick is mine now!" The AI Mind grapples RedCream, pinning him to the ground. "What the

16 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-18 09:12

phuck, d00d?"

17 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-18 23:12

"The prog snake is eating all the languages! Quick, grab your SICP and fight it!" RedCream decided to

18 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-30 23:30

quickly bump this thread so more people could see it and post in it. That was when suddenly, a

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Bump when you see me. (43)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-13 13:35

Bump.

34 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-19 19:59

>>33
STOP USING MY ASSHOLE

35 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-19 20:00

>>34
*EMAIL, ASSHOLE

36 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-19 20:16

Robot: I AM AHMED
Human: Hello Ahmed!

Robot: I REALLY GOY
Human: What?

Robot: I REALLY GOY
Human: Are you trying to curtail my rights?

Robot: I AM AHMED
Human: Back to /g/ please.

Robot: YOU ARE JEWISH
Human: Fuck you illogical cretin.

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37 Name: x153@live.com!7UbfB7fx0Q : 2017-03-20 03:06

>>35
It's my email. Hang yourself!

38 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-21 00:03

This thread took a turn.. bump.

39 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-21 00:04

>>37
Wrong asshole

40 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-21 12:47

bumplenuts

41 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-22 11:03

bump

42 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-27 08:43

Remember: He who laughs last, laughs last.

43 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-30 23:27

For some reason I forgot to check this board for like three days...

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What Sort Of Threads Do You Want To See Here? (13)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-21 20:23

Post some ideas for kinds of threads you want to see on 26ch!
There've been some threads with collaborative elements that don't seem to be very popular.
Maybe something like "Old Internet Drama"
Or a roleplaying thread like "26ch Telegraph Station [1800s]" would get more posts.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-22 19:41

We need more red pilled threads exposing the Jewish agenda behind the proliferation of tranny-culture.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-23 00:24

I don't mind what sort of threads as long as they are red pill threads.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-23 04:00

I'll accept any sort of thread as long as they don't distract me from comfortably consuming blue pills.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-29 22:24

>>3
He's not me.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-29 23:28

>>7
So he isn't really a pedo? Just pretending?

9 Name: x153@live.com : 2017-03-30 04:15

Yes I am a pedo, sent me a e mail for some Cheese Pizza.

10 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-30 04:18

>>8
Some anon is pretending to be him.

11 Name: x153@live.com : 2017-03-30 06:25

>>10
No I for reals, send e mail for Cheese Pazza with topping.

12 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-30 09:04

>>10
Pretending to be a pedo?

13 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-30 20:43

>>12
Pretending to be him, as a pedo.

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ham radio (4)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-29 22:34

Do we have any ham radio pros here?

2 Name: x153@live.com : 2017-03-30 00:51

URL the Cheese Pizza.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-30 04:19

>>2
Don't think HAM radio would be ideal, as you need a license and it's mostly tracked.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-30 09:06

>>3
Ham actually goes quite well with cheese, especially if you add almond butter and mayo.

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Dear, 26chan (4)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-25 14:49

Please take yoar paedophile back thank you.

That's all.

https://dis.4ct.org/lounge/read/1490426087

2 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-25 19:16

We don't want him. I think he belongs to prog, he should go to goatfinger.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-29 22:06

dicks out for Harambe

4 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-30 15:06

Hi DQN!
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Goatfinger.ga is shit! (6)

1 Name: x153@live.com : 2017-03-28 17:49

Let's give them some free Cheese Pizza from my notebook.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-28 21:42

sage

3 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-28 22:19

Cheese Pizza with sage

4 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-29 01:38

Dude.....being an anti-fa makes you cuck'd. Just admit it.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-29 07:00

>>4
How?

6 Name: x153@live.com : 2017-03-29 22:03

I was only raped by two black men, I'm not cuck!

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Video about eyes (3)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-29 04:50

This is a video about different animals eyes, I really liked it.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-30 09:07

You forgot to post the video

3 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-30 15:07

Don't be an idiot like >>2
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Please take back your Hitler hating JERK! Thank you, (11)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-27 18:52

https://dis.4ct.org/lounge/read/1490619896/16

You better take responsibly for this alt-left jerk!

2 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-27 18:57

>>1 This. 26ch is a National Socialist board.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-27 19:08

HE'S FROM PROGRIDER GO YELL AT GOATFINGER!

>>2
Nein.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-27 20:47

FUCK GOATFINGER!

5 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-27 20:57

Jesus Christ 4ct is shit.

>>3
I'd just say we deport him to kc, but kc is dead.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-27 23:22

>>5
Anti-fa faggot!

7 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-27 23:34

>>6
What is fa?

8 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-27 23:52

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

https://media.8ch.net/brownpill/src/1433783228977.mp4

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.

9 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-28 01:52

>>7
fashion

10 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-28 07:13

>>6
It's not nice calling random people commies.

11 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-28 18:15

>>8
When will this copypasta die? It's almost as bad as that fucking banana thing.

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Ask the real x153@live.com anything (33)

1 Name: x153@live.com!7UbfB7fx0Q : 2017-03-19 04:46

you can email me, post the subject of your email in this thread and I will screenshot the message to verify my identity

Ask me anything

24 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-22 13:43

>>22
bad dubs

25 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-22 19:45

>helping organize anti-fa protests

What a ridiculous homo. Are you actually CIA?

26 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-23 00:43

I don't understand how you can be anti-fa when there is so much information online that could lead you to the truth. You're brainwashed.

Take the redpill, kid.

27 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-23 02:09

Here's what Anti-fa has to say on the sexual abuse of children:

>By drawing on the work of Wilhem Reich, who examined the idea of fascism as a symptom of sexual repression, we are taking the ‘Reicheann approach’ by advocating for the early managed sexualisation of children so as to prevent the formation of any earlier fascist traits. This was outlined in Reich’s magnum opus ‘The Mass Psychology of Fascism’, and has been shown to be effective when tried experimentally on the European continent.

http://archive.is/BcDmW#selection-2148.0-2148.3

28 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-28 03:42

http://4x13.net/bbs/#tbox

my board reopened guys

29 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-28 04:43

>>2
pedo link don't click

30 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-28 07:06

>>29
that is a lie you bully!

31 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-28 17:47

>>28

Fucking kiddie porn, you nasty fuck!

32 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-29 01:43

guys i clicked on that link with no vpn and all i saw was cp, should i nuke my hd?

33 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-30 04:17

>>32
Totally pc that nuke and smash the hard drive also move to another state because your fucked now!

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Let's wipe the niggers, kikes, and fags from the world (6)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-27 23:53

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

https://media.8ch.net/brownpill/src/1433783228977.mp4

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-28 01:40

Take this garbage back to /pol/ and the other image-reddits you came from. The BBS scene is about taking it easy, not pushing neo-nazi agendas.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-28 01:46

>>1
no thank you, sir.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-28 08:00

del

5 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-28 08:31

A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john, a big beautiful all-American football hero type, about twenty five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him.

As soon as he left, I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist. I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself.

Of course I'd had jerkoff fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't?), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud.

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6 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-28 12:47

When is this copypasta going to die?

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