Channel 26 Text-Board

Channel 26 is a text board, based on the Japanese 2ch and similar to the English imageboard known as 4chan. The goal here is to engage in discussions without the nuisance of lackluster image macros. It is a public space to post and share text of any sort in the form of threads. Below you will find a list of active threads and below that the threads themselves. The only rule here is to use common sense.
Friends: 3chan | Tablecat lounge | 4x13 BBS | Goatfinger

Do you like video games anon? (1)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-20 15:29

Archeage has a new private server coming to North America called "ArcheRage", search that shit up fam.

Name: Link:
Leave these fields empty (spam trap):
More options...
Verification:

Is life enjoyable? (8)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-29 18:18

List some passions and pleasures, anon. What makes life tick for you?

2 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-04 16:21

Not bad actually. I like pretty much everything. visiting historical places, reading comics, painting miniatures, studying veterinary medicine. Life is a big joy

3 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-05 00:49

>>2
You sound like you are covering up some really deep pain. Please remember that your inner sadness is not shameful, dealing with it directly will free you. I recommend less distractions and a vipassana course to discover what is troubling you so.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-05 03:37

>>3
How do you come to that conclusion?

5 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-05 22:24

>>4
I used the process of elimination.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-12 02:37

Life is about reducing the amount you suffer.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-13 07:27

life is about this

8 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-19 05:22

Life is about learning.

Name: Link:
Leave these fields empty (spam trap):
More options...
Verification:

ITT: A story that advances every post and the last word of each post is the poster's CAPTCHA (18)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-20 08:56

Hemigroid awoke suddenly, the air so damp with the stench of sulfur his waking gasps were more like drinking than breathing. He didn't know what had happened, as he had been napping for the derution

9 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-26 23:45

This done, Hemigroid sat down to read the great book of CAPTCHCA, 3rd fedition

10 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-30 21:32

with a great glass of meid

11 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-30 21:33

mixed with gizz

12 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-16 11:21

at a cafe

13 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-09 04:13

after he drank it, he started to look pale

14 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-16 19:36

like the rotten and dried up skin of the mythical goulking.

15 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-19 22:28

As the book continued to look more and more gaimish, Hemigroid realised something was wrong.

16 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-21 09:46

"Fifteen has placed his CAPTCHA word in the wrong place" he posited, scratching his chesk.

17 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-23 06:39

Finally tired of reading his 3rd fedition of the CAPTCHCA, Hemigroid got up to shriche

18 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-07 19:16

and in doing so accidentally bumped his fiche.

Name: Link:
Leave these fields empty (spam trap):
More options...
Verification:

Uber vs taxis (12)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-25 01:01

Taxi drivers are retarded, and work a job that is being replaced because they all suck. Opinions?

3 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-25 19:28

>>2
Won't uneducated and unskilled workers flock for the opportunity even if it's below minimum wage? Some people out there who can't do anything.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-26 00:39

>>3
You have to be able to drive and have a car. I'd assume that eventually if more and more unskilled drivers attempted to be Uber drivers there would be an incentive for certain government to up the standards of the drivers to at least close to taxi drivers.

>>2
From what I've heard you only work for less than minimum for the time that you're not driving anyone. In the USA they can get away with this because taxi drivers are people who regularly get tips, so it's the same reason that waiters at most restaurants' employers can pay their workers less than minimum wage.

>>1
They'll both be replaced by a self-driving car taxi service.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-26 02:16

>>4
It's less than minimum wage because of maintenance of your car + time spent traveling to rides. Uber driving is very hard on a car and if your car isn't well-maintained and always smelling nice you will get a low star rating and be dropped.

>>3
If tattooed niggers are picking people up in disgusting shit boxes and raping them when they call for an uber they will stop doing it and use taxis. So uber has to pay enough / have regulations to make only respectable people drive for it, but then the price will go up and people will just use taxis.

Within five years, professional taxi companies will have high quality apps and Uber will be dead. There's simply no conceivable way this won't happen. That is why Uber is an IPO scam.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-26 04:11

>>5
I don't know man, I love food delivery. They might stick around doing that.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-26 05:02

>>6
You mean those people who will pick up your food for places that don't have delivery? That's pretty niche and can be mitigated if the place just gets delivery. In fact if people get in the habit of it, said restaurants can just capitalize on those businesses' market once it's big enough by getting a delivery option.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-26 07:02

>>6
Uber etc. is too late to take over that market, they will never turn a profit.

9 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-29 04:20

Uber is currently in the final stages of scamming investment money -- since it is obvious even to retards in silicon valley that uber cannot be profitable as a "ride share app" they are now demanding big $$$$ investment so they can "work on making self-driving cars" and ignore profits until bankruptcy.

10 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-02 07:06

https://stallman.org/uber.html

Stallman has some words on Uber, I think they're pretty neat.

11 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-03 01:26

>>10
eye opening. i never thought about how their data on you could be subpoenaed in a lawsuit.

12 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-04 16:29

People don't usually make a living out of it. Theu just use it to make some extra money, being that I think it will last a while

Name: Link:
Leave these fields empty (spam trap):
More options...
Verification:

goatfinger sucks (1)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-04 03:16

dick

Name: Link:
Leave these fields empty (spam trap):
More options...
Verification:

the matrix (7)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-26 04:14

Golly the matrix is cool. Do you think we'll get a future that resembles the matrix, sentient robots taking over and farming us for our sweet sweet milk.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-27 01:48

No, but we will be farming small animals for milk in a ruined wasteland so that is kind of similar.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-27 19:29

>>2

>will be

Diary farms today have lakes of shit that people drown and die in, how is that not a wasteland?

4 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-27 20:02

>>3
Would a diary farm be some sort of.. tree farm?

5 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-28 04:17

>>4
....What? A dairy farm is just life, colloquially. A dairy is essentially a collection of memories, ergo you "farm" them via living life (generating memories). It feels unreal I have to spell it out to you wow.....

6 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-28 22:00

Does anyone have a Reduced Row Echelon version of the Matrix?

7 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-28 22:33

>>5
DIARY

Name: Link:
Leave these fields empty (spam trap):
More options...
Verification:

why all my threads catching a permasage (8)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-21 03:34

is this how free speech dies?!

2 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-21 13:50

think about it

3 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-21 16:06

you're free to talk about what you want, but don't forget the one rule here

4 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-21 18:49

>>2
i already let it sink in, that's why i made this thread. free speech is affectively dead.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-21 20:05

>>4
Some threads are just bad, anon.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-22 03:32

>>5
That doesn't sound right, since only my threads are impacted. Honestly, it looks as though I was targeted and silenced through having my privacy violated.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-22 15:03

>>6
Maybe you are just the worst poster of the year? Congratulations, anon.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-22 16:53

>>6
Your privacy violated? It's not like your IP was posted or something; unlike a certain bbs when there were people posting stuff the owner didn't like.

Name: Link:
Leave these fields empty (spam trap):
More options...
Verification:

Account deletion (1)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-21 00:50

Hello admin,
Please consider remove my account from goatfinger.
My best compliments

Name: Link:
Leave these fields empty (spam trap):
More options...
Verification:

shark tank (7)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-07 03:53

Hello fellow capitalists, anybody else love shark tank?

2 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-07 22:48

No, it seems to be a farcical attempt.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-08 05:20

>>2
I don't like this sentence very much.. try again, please.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-09 06:04

watching shark tank is the same as watching advertisements. Fairly dumb if you ask me.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-09 08:10

>>4
That's cute. Nice anti-shark tank propaganda nonsense. Would be a shame if I simply laughed and rejected that shit out of hand, already knowing better, wouldn't it?

I am going to do exactly that, my little wittle dude. Try harder.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-09 13:08

>>4
Except shark products are usually garbage tier. I've NEVER purchased anything from shark tank, even the shit I've been interested in.

7 Post deleted by moderator.

Name: Link:
Leave these fields empty (spam trap):
More options...
Verification:

So I have an ultimatium. (4, permasaged)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-10 14:29

So, Bill Gates and Illuminati got a herd of nigger cattle ( OOOO WE GOT A HERD OF NIGGER CATTLE, WE GOT A HERD OF NIGGER CATTLE) They got a big herd of nigger cattle. Yippee Ki-Yay, we're nigger cattle herders. We got a herd of nigger cattle. They are the most docile fucking nigger cattle, we got 'em so docile, we got this awesome big fucking herd of nigger cattle. And they shit, and they sit there, and they watch TV, and they shit. It's the best fucking herd of nigger cattle. We took away all their guns, now they just shit, and we watch them and we're rich. We are so fucking rich, we have so much fucking money, we got this herd of nigger cattle, woooo, we're milking the fucking nigger cattle. It's the best thing ever.

So that's what the illuminati got, and I got a space alien.

So, here's my ultimatium: you can live in hell, with your herd of nigger cattle, or you can put me in charge of the Space Alien Temple. The third temple, okay, that Simple. Have fun with your nigger cattle 'cause I sure as hell ain't gonna fucking suck your fucking jew-nigger cock. Fuck yourself, you think I'm gonna fucking enjoy nigger cattle after I've had a fucking space alien? Are you fucking crazy? I've got a fucking space alien, of course I'm not gonna fuck with nigger cattle, fuck yourself! Enjoy your fucking nigger cattle! You got the nigger cattle, You got the nigger cattle, You got the nigger cattle, GO GO GO GO GO! You got the nigger cattle, you got a fucking herd of nigger cattle, we got 'em so docile, they just shit all day, ain't that great?

2 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-10 17:09

go home terry davis

3 Post deleted by moderator.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-19 12:44

>>2
Terry is such an interesting character.. so much wrong with that guy.

Name: Link:
Leave these fields empty (spam trap):
More options...
Verification:

New thread

Title:
Name: Link:
Leave these fields empty (spam trap):
More options...
Verification:
Style: Blue Moon Burichan Buun Ernstchan Futaba Gurochan Headline Mercury Moe Pseud0ch Rei Tanasinn Toothpaste VIPPER